H-10 · CRITICAL FAILURE

THE NAME WAS YOUR FIRST WARNING.

You’re considering CRITICAL FAILURE. Before enthusiasm takes over, take a moment to read the fine print. Our bloke at the desk insists.

THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

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I understand that “I like spicy food” is a statement, not a qualification.I will start with a tiny amount. A generous pour is not a personality trait.I will check the ingredients and allergen information before tasting.I will keep this sauce away from my eyes and wash my hands after handling.I will not sneak it into someone else’s food. Everyone gets to make their own questionable decisions.I accept that Jon and Harry may say, “We did name it CRITICAL FAILURE.”

THE SERIOUS BIT.

This is an extremely hot sauce. Use sparingly. Keep out of reach of children. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. Wash your hands after handling. Check the ingredients and allergen information before tasting. Do not use it for speed-eating or quantity challenges.

This acknowledgement is part of our humour, not a release of liability or a restriction of your consumer rights.

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THE NAME WAS YOUR FIRST WARNING.

PLEASE TICK RESPONSIBLY.

THE SERIOUS BIT.

THE NAME WAS YOUR FIRST WARNING.

PLEASE TICK RESPONSIBLY.

THE SERIOUS BIT.

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